Plus-Size Podiatry

O, footwear on that narrow shelf
Daintily curved ’round your arch:
How appealing, how smart you poise
Atop, as if lining to march.

O, footwear, you awaken some
Feminine joy -I’ll confide.
Even in such a tom-boy me,
I squeal a tad deep inside.

O, footwear, I search hungrily
And seize your match in my size.
But, alas! Once again, I find
You, when that large, look like guys’.

3 thoughts on “Plus-Size Podiatry

  1. monsterinthecookiejar July 22, 2017 / 3:13 pm

    Love this! Super cute & super true. The same goes for plus size clothes. Why does my size have to look like a 70s throw rug? The joys of life.


    • Chelsea Owens July 23, 2017 / 10:34 pm

      I agree! Everyone has a different body shape and I don’t think “circus tent look” needs to be the one size fits all option. 😦

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