Aesthetically adorablely beautifully brilliantly characteristically curiously dirtily damningly energetically eagerly flauntingly flowery genuinely genially hopefully hauntingly ignominiously ickily jauntily junkily kleptomanically knowledgeably laughingly lovingly Lula
meets
Mysteriously masterfully naively nefariously ostentatiously odiously paternally politely quietly quickly respectfully randomly selectively seductively thoroughly tremblingly undyingly undressingly viriley violently wretchedly wealthily xenophobically xeriscapedly yearningly yuckily zealously zanily Zach.
Makes one wonder what their offspring will be like.
Now I know my A,B,C….
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Very prettily, too.
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Purple Mary Sues no doubt, bleeding ichor and sunshine 🙂
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Probably. 😀
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Well, as long as they dot their ‘i’s, cross their ‘t’s and don’t forget their umlauts.
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I admit to plenty of ignorant purple prose in the past, but at least I remembered the umlauts. 🙂
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Yes I am aren’t I 😂
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xenophobically xeriscapedly – he doesn’t agree with foreigners watering their gardens? That’s something to put on a dating profile. 😀
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It’s one heck of a profile.
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That was a fun read! We are all so much more than the single adjective used to describe us in a given situation, and so often it is many of those background adjectives that help make our decisions.
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😀 True, though I’m not certain I’ve ever been “xeriscapedly.”
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I enjoyed this Chelsea. I wish I could come up with a clever response but I’m very dry now. But I thought the piece was brilliant.
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Your appreciation means plenty. Thank you!
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