It’s All A Lie

I just love life aphorisms. I love them about as much as the daily grind of housework that regenerates every five seconds.

“Don’t worry; everyone feels that way.”

Really? If everyone felt the way I do, the world would be on fire. At the very least, I would not see so many smiling people getting out of the house and purchasing avocados for their lunch break.

In an actual session, my counselor voiced this advice. “I don’t think that’s true,” I countered. “Most people, when asked about a recent vacation, don’t go on about world disparity.” She laughed, and I noticed she didn’t disagree. Face it: everyone does not feel the way I do.


“People will love you for who you are.”

No, people will not. People sense or see or smell the negative vibes emanating from my socially-anxious person before I even speak about world disparity. I see it in the falter of their smile (if it was there), in the excuse to go… anywhere and get out of the conversation.

Close family members are the only ones to use “love” with me, and do so with hesitation. I can tell they expect that world-burning explosion part of me to bite them in response. I probably ought to stop doing that…


“You can do anything you set your mind to.”

Yeah, maybe after the laundry is done. Even then, ‘anything I set my mind to’ is probably going to be an uninterrupted trip to the bathroom.

I’ve thought of writing a bestseller, but that requires daycare and emotional stress on family life. I’ve considered a job outside the house, but that requires daycare and emotional stress on family life. I’ve also toyed around with going back to school, but that requires an insane amount of debt and daycare and emotional stress on family life.


“We only regret the chances we didn’t take.”

I regret everything. I second-guess myself before the chance, during it, and after it’s passed.

Besides, in my profession as mother, I can’t simply decide to be a roving gypsy. Child Protective Services frowns upon decisions like that.


Perhaps good advice works; you know, for ‘everyone.’ For me and others who may view things similarly, what do you say? “Tomorrow is another day?” Of course it is, stupid. Yesterday was another day, too.

There’s got to be an evolutionary advantage to cynicism, right?

16 thoughts on “It’s All A Lie

  1. TanGental September 5, 2018 / 3:15 pm

    Ah ha. Ok, so you like your aphorisms baked to a crisp. All generalisations are bad. Pretty much covers it. And cynical or a bit humpy? Or both? Doesn’t matter to me; I like your blog. I even smile when you’re humpy which makes me a bit of an arsehole but I remain sunny-side up which is a pain for some people who aren’t. Non illegitimi carborundum

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  2. inspiramble September 5, 2018 / 6:39 pm

    Yessss!! So glad I’m not the only one who feels that way. I hate it when people throw aphorisms at you and expect you to feel instantly better lol

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  3. mymindlessdrivel September 5, 2018 / 8:46 pm

    I think it’s more likely the person tossing those platitudes at you hasn’t a CLUE how you feel or think, or what you can or can’t accomplish. But it makes THEM feel better to offer ‘sage advice’. Like they’ve done their job and can smile proudly. Just kick them in the shin and walk away!

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    • Chelsea Owens September 5, 2018 / 8:53 pm

      😀 Yes, your advice sounds much more likely to get me friends. 😀


  4. Peregrine Arc January 17, 2019 / 7:03 pm

    Here’s my favorite (be prepared with the baseball bat to swing): “Turn that frown upside down!”

    And it’s…outta here!

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