A Different Sort of Parade

September 23, 2018September 24, 2018Chel Owens

Oogdiblok the Fiercely Flatulent surveyed the plodding masses, scowling. Urgdup, his counselor, knew this meant nothing since the stinky leader always scowled unless he was angry.

“Fmouglisk oog digump,” Urgdup warned.

Sighing, Oogdiblok replied, “Gurdonk.” He blew a raspberry with his fat lips, dismissing his counselor. His expression did not lighten until Fmouglisk oozed in.

She was upset. Oogdiblok knew this by the radiant smile she wore. “Eekdi homespank murgle!” she screeched.

He smiled and winked. He knew he’d started without her. Next time, he resolved, she wouldn’t be allowed to watch The Parade of Ogre Nations at all.

Carrot Ranch Literary Society Prompt

Bruce Goodman September 24, 2018 / 11:05 am

Homfmougliskmurglespank.

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- Chelsea Owens September 24, 2018 / 12:08 pm
  
  😀 Wait… did you just curse at me?
  
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TanGental September 24, 2018 / 1:01 pm

Have you based this on the Trump inauguration?

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- Chelsea Owens September 24, 2018 / 1:06 pm
  
  No people politics here, Geoff. 🙂
  
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  - TanGental September 24, 2018 / 1:34 pm
    
    Good!
    
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D. Avery @shiftnshake September 24, 2018 / 8:32 pm

Schaascgefredschlmtz!

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- Chelsea Owens September 24, 2018 / 9:13 pm
  
  I’m getting so many delighted responses to this prompt! 😀
  
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magicquill17 September 25, 2018 / 3:02 am

Eetiz ilayriyus 😀

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- Chelsea Owens September 25, 2018 / 6:17 am
  
  What have I started? 🙂
  
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  - magicquill17 September 25, 2018 / 6:20 am
    
    Haha 😀
    I hope you got the encrypted message, though.
    
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    - Chelsea Owens September 25, 2018 / 6:25 am
      
      😉 I should have been clever like that; alas, I was intentionally typing nonsense.
      
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Charli Mills September 26, 2018 / 11:02 pm

Ha, ha! I’m delighting in the parade of garbled responses to your clever flash. Not sure I ever want to meet the “Fiercely Flatulent” leader! Does bear some resemblance to a certain garbled leader.

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- Chelsea Owens September 27, 2018 / 5:47 am
  
  Many leaders have commanding characteristics but hopefully not flatulence.
  
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