Happy Christmas to you all and welcome back to our Weekly Terrible Poetry Contest! For those of you keeping track, this here’s #7.

New to the game? Don’t know the definition of terrible? I’ve got your back over at How To Write Terrible Poetry. Review it, read these rules, then enter:

1. The topic is Resolutions. Maybe you’ve made some and can rap about it.
2. For word limit, let’s keep it under 200 words and over 3.
3. You don’t need to rhyme, but may if you’re so induced.
4. Please, please, please make it terrible. I want everyone reading to make a New Year’s Resolution to never read terrible poetry again -till the following week.
5. Keep it clean; like PG-ish.

You have till 8:00 a.m. MST next Friday (January 4, 2019) to submit.

I’m trying out this new-fangled submission form. Or, you can always leave your entry or a link to it in the comments.