Once there was a small stream winding through the forest. It wasn’t too small a stream, of course. It ran all year, even in the dry seasons. And, at some points, it did grow smaller -say, when crossing between the narrowing walls of tree roots or over rough patches of mud. Meanwhile, farther along, the small stream widened out to what some geographers would classify as a river. This widening was due to a relief of pressures and an allowed broadening of its capabilities.
No, I do not intend to write you the rest of the story of the stream. There is no literal stream. Obviously, there is also no mud, tree roots, or even geographers.
I brought up waterworks in order to discuss an important literary element: metaphor. We’re hardly selective here, so I’ll include metaphor’s semi-cousin simile and his friend hyperbole, too. In case you ask, however; allegory, parable, and analogy are not invited. Sorry, guys.
I love metaphor. And, I hates it. *Golem!* *Golem!*
That is: when someone is giving a lecture, lesson, or speech and starts metaphoring, my mind goes wonderful places with their relationships. In fact, my mind goes very far afield of where they usually intended and somehow I’ve taken the examples to more interesting locales.
Also, I am very good at giving people on-the-spot comparisons in order to make my point. I told someone I had never met before that her English Cream Golden Retriever was “like when you put brand-new towels into the dryer and pull out a big, fluffy, warm ball of lint and you just want to hug it.”
Yeah… I did. And I wonder why I have few friends.
And, yes, that was simile. Sort-of. I told you they were cousins.
Back to metaphor: this good can also be evil. Besides very obvious over-the-top tropes like characters always speaking in clichés and a poet telling us that each flower in the garden is a dragon, horse, unicorn, etc. to the point that we don’t even know that he was speaking of gardens in the first place–
Too much can be a bad thing.
I also think that metaphor, simile, and hyperbole have a better place in making a conversational point, or in writing poetry, than they do in longer works of fiction.
What say ye? Agreed? Disagreed? Still winding through mud and you’ll get back with me once you hit the valley?
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While you’re pondering (or meandering), here’s what went down in the past week:
Wednesday, January 2: “Not Your Average Blogger’s New Year’s Post,” in which we discussed obscure unique talents.
Thursday, January 3: “Skinwalkers, XLVII.” This may have been back-posted. 😉
Friday, January 4: Winner of the Weekly Terribly Poetry Contest. Yay, again, Ruth!
Saturday, January 5: Announced the eighth Weekly Terrible Poetry Contest. ENTER IT.
Sunday, January 6: “When the Stakes Are High,” a flash fiction piece for Carrot Ranch.
Monday, January 7: “Wilhelmina Winters, Seventy-Eight.”
Also, “Toddler Trouble” at my mothering blog.
Tuesday, January 8: Inspirational quote by Pablo Picasso. En español.
I may have had a difficult weekend, and thereafter wrote “Hello Depression, My Old Friend” at The Bipolar Writer Blog.
Wednesday, January 9: You made it to today!
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I suppose I’m not anti anything in writing so I think they’re all fine as long as they work for me in whatever context they’re used. I was taught ‘no adverbs, cos Stephen King says so’. Balderdash. He uses them anyway. Moderation in all things except chocolate and hyperbole…
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😀 No moderation in hyperbole? 😀
Yes; Mr. King also admits to breaking his hard-and-fast rules. I agree with him that the ought to be used sparingly.
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Yep, me too.
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The proof of a pudding is in its eating. 🙂
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😀 especially if one expects chocolate and instead finds the blood variety…
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I am probably more against similes. I can’t remember what it was now but I read something recently which was overloaded with similes. The problem for me was that I was less familiar with the simile than the actual thing being compared, so the simile didn’t do its job.
This isn’t an example of that read but if I was to read, “the boy chose his clothes like a philosopher solves a dilemma”, I’d have no real idea what that is about. I’d prefer it to say, “the boy chose his clothes with consideration, following a firm set of self-imposed rules” or whatever.
As a parody, I could see a nightmare piece where each simile is described by a further simile, ad infinitum.
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Hmmmm… agreed. And now you’ve given me an idea for The Real Horror Story for Writers. 😀
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I hate metaphors because usually I think they have one meaning but everyone else sees a different meaning. But I do get the lint one.
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Ha! Just proves you’re a complex person of intelligent thought.
I’ll bet your son can see the much deeper meaning in a given metaphor as well. 🙂
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Funny I tried to explain what a metaphor was just before Christmas. I gave him some examples though not as good as your lint one. He just looked at me as if I was crazy and just said why don’t you just say what you mean and stop wasting time talking in riddles, talking in Riddles never did the Ridler any good in Batman.
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True! 😀
I remember his saying one could use a ladder on a wall, though, so he must do well with literal and/or unintended metaphor.
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Without the dear metaphor, my communication would be like eating a spoon full of peanut butter.
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😀 What if I like peanut butter?
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I love it,but have you ever tried to talk with a mouth full? No milk… INFJ’S are the masters of the metaphor!
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…and hand gestures. 😉
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Watching Hercule Poirot mangle his way through metaphors last night in Appointment with Death reminds me how amusing they can be when used improperly.
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Hmmmm… I have not seen this. It is a mystery why I have not; n’est pas?
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It’s adaptations of Agatha Christie’s most famous detective. David Suchet played the role for 25 years!
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Oh…. I love metaphors, smilies and even hyperboles!!!! They bring joy into my life!!!! This blog made me so happy!!! Thank you so much! The truth is I LIVE for flowery figurative language. I am literally in love with lyrical poetry and prose!!!!!
I have to say, the most exciting and fun lessons to teach were those of how to use figurative language correctly. Hyperbole is a so much fun!!!! And similes, especially in poetry, are a thing of beauty!! (Just imagine moi dancing around the room spouting Shakespearean sonnets and hamming it up!) The kids loved it and wrote some hilariously brilliant poetry using fabulous examples of figurative language.
True, as these writers matured, they learned to narrow down their flowery figurative language skills. But, teaching 4th and fifth graders to use these writing tools is like watching dull, dead winter transform into glorious, colorful spring. It just is!!!!!! Language is just plain and boring without similes and metaphors!!!
I especially love Victorian writing because of all the metaphors. I THINK metaphorically. For EVERYTHING that happens my brain sees a simile or metaphorical reference. That is just how I roll. Perhaps it is why I have always loved Shakespeare. (Shall I compare thee to a summer’s day? Thou art more lovely and more temperate.)
And why I had a super crush on Lord Byron in college. (She walks in beauty like the night, of cloudless climes and starry skies.)
Also, why when I wrote lyrics and performed songs on my guitar while playing in a rock band in the late 60’s, that I gushed with metaphors each time I strummed a chord. Figurative language IS musical. It is love itself. And it can be written, or sung, and poetically spouted at a slam. It is an expressive art form that has endured through the centuries. The fact is, Figurative language is what makes writing sexy!!
And I’m a sucker for romance (odd coming from a twice divorced woman, but I am.) And therefore I am in love with romantic language. And what is more passionate and idealized than similes and metaphors? In fact after reading this blog post I have a sudden desire to reread my favorite sonnet. II6
“Love is not love which alters when it alteration finds…
Thanks for this inspiration today!! Bravo!
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Thank you, Lesley! I’m so happy to have (finally) read your comment, and hope you still feel inspired to write from it. 😀
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Ha! Actually I changed and shortened it several times and the last response I sent was much better. Lord knows you might be getting a barrage of ten different versions as I tried to figure out what lines were banned. Lol. I sent you a totally different version this morning because I had to rewrite my thoughts from memory and it was much better.
But, my point was that figurative language is essential to learning how to become a good writer. Once you’ve mastered it you have to use it like a fine dessert. Only in moderation.
I don’t know how you got this version… it’s a chopped up one when I was frustrated. Oh well. I still don’t know what happened with WordPress. Weird, right?
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I thought you’d like the original best. Yes, I had A LOT of trashed comments.
Turns out they were triggered by the word ‘sexy.’ 😀
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That is absurd. How could anyone find a comment about figurative language offensive. Similes are indeed sexy. That comment is in itself a metaphor. WordPress is crazy. I’ve unfollowed certain writers because their stories are too R rated. I’m the opposite of that. Sheesh.
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Oh, I know. The word ‘sexy’ was tagged as one that would discard comments -probably due to the rash of junk comments and followers we had last year.
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If they had read it they would have seen I was writing about similes. 😖
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Yeah.
Weird thing is that one of yours about music was also trashed, and I couldn’t see anything worth flagging in there.
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I agree with bereavedandbeingasingleparent’s son. Smart boy.
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1) I have been wondering for a while why I never see your posts on my reader, and I found out (embarrassingly…) that I hadn’t clicked follow. You may now call me a slanderous toad if desired. 😦
2) Metaphors can go WAY too far. I recently watched the Studio Ghibli collaborated film “The Red Turtle,” which is supposed to be a metaphor, and thought it was too far gone. You’re right that people can get put off by it if we’re not careful!
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1. Slanderous toad! How dare ye come sniveling, thus, to my blog!
…No worries, actually.
2. Agreed! (Does that make a tripled agreement now?) A side benefit of some works being too far out there is that readers will see unintended deeper meanings in your writings.
…Right?
..you guys DO think I have a deeper meaning going on, right?
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Oh yeah. For sure.
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Before you completely give up: I tried changing the security settings. Just paste some garbage and see if it still rejects it.
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That’s what I figured.
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I’m a dog lover and dogs are in all the books/stories I write so I totally get your lint thing. 😁😁😁
PS I see I’m not the only one who does the Golem thing lol
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It’s so fluffy I’m going to …eats it, Precious!
Whoops. Maybe I’ve had this metal thingie on my finger a tad too long.
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Yeah, me again – finally catching up on things a little.
I also agree with this. It can be overdone – I’ve read stories that seem to string metaphors and their kin into almost every paragraph. That begins to get tedious. And the other problem is that too many go for the cliches. ‘Her eyes sparkled like diamonds.’ They need to get a little more creative. I tend to think that the metaphors, et.al. should come from who the person is. A big sports fan? Use sports metaphors. A consummate knitter, use related metaphors. While your big wad of fluffy, huggable lint was an unusual choice, at least it was creative. You related it to something you knew instead of merely saying the dog was ‘soft a bunny’.
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Ooh! Very valid point! ^^Look at this, Class! THIS is sound character development advice!
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My personal opinion runs along the lines of a few “how to write” books I’ve read. They’re fine used sparingly, and if they’re used in a way that feels natural, not forced and cliched
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Another great point; yes. 🙂 You’ve helped me realize that I do just that in writing.
I just need to watch out so I don’t make my references too obscure.
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Help, I’m lost in the woods with the geographers!
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😀 Well… did you bring a map?
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It fell in the stream a few miles back.
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“Fell,” eh? I seem to remember something boatlike gliding down said stream, with a compass rose on the side.
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You got me. I folded my map into a hat and then a gust of wind took it away. It seemed like a good idea at the time.
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