22 thoughts on “(Real) Life Advice

    • Chelsea Owens April 15, 2019 / 6:56 am

      🙂 Sad, really, but there you have it.

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  1. H.R.R. Gorman April 15, 2019 / 5:10 am

    “Burn it all down,” the anarchists say, because the rich are so few.

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  2. Michael B. Fishman April 15, 2019 / 5:22 am

    I’ll side with the optimists on this one. Although I won’t turn down any rich connections!

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    • Chelsea Owens April 15, 2019 / 6:57 am

      The worthwhile friends are not those gained by wealth, of course. 🙂

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      • LA April 15, 2019 / 7:14 am

        Also true…😉

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  3. Violet Lentz April 15, 2019 / 9:20 am

    I’m not a “smiler”.. but I will confess, I smile at strangers just to see how many of them will smile back.. The numbers are low, but when your smile is returned, it is so genuine, so worth it..

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    • Chelsea Owens April 15, 2019 / 1:17 pm

      We probably could use more smilers.

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  4. Jon April 15, 2019 / 8:55 pm

    I’m banking on the real you.

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    • Chelsea Owens April 15, 2019 / 9:30 pm

      Aw, thanks. That’s the omitted stanza:

      Show what you feel, the Chelsea says,
      And limit your friends to few. :/

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  5. Doug April 16, 2019 / 10:22 am

    Once he bought her a dozen roses and put it on her credit card. She smiled and offered him wine. It was poison. Was the glass half-full or half empty? He knocked it over and it spilled into the milk carton. They both smiled and had an amicable divorce. They each got half of the Smile Inc. company — a billion daffodils.

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    • Chelsea Owens April 16, 2019 / 10:24 am

      This sounds slightly less poetic than what I came up with. 😀

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  6. Monique April 16, 2019 / 11:03 am

    I’d love to have rich connections…. hahaha…

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