Hello and welcome to the 24th Weekly Terrible Poetry Contest!
This isn’t your English professor’s maternal aunt’s poetry manual’s contest. This is the place for dropped shoes, feet on tables, and hair being let down. Read my how-to about terrible poetry for a bit more direction, then read the specifics below:
- Topic: Superheroes
- Length: Let’s go back to somewhere between 4 and 150 words.
- Rhyme? If you want to, sure. If not, who’s picky?
- MAKE IT BAD. I want Doctor Strange to appear and open a time hole specifically for dropping Thanos, Hela, Killmonger, and Loki on your head in a desperate effort to stop more poems from coming.
- Rating: PG-13 or cleaner, like a superhero movie.
You have till 8:00 a.m. MST next Friday (May 10) to submit a poem.
If you are shy, use the form. Leave me a comment saying that you did as well, just to be certain.
For a more social experience, include your poem or a link to it in the comments.