You received a letter from the state explaining you were chosen in a lottery to come and rescue an animal. The shelter is being closed due to the owner’s untimely death and his will instructed for his estate to be divided up randomly. Being the animal lover you are, you decide to follow up on this mystery and pop on down to look at a potential pet or two. The address typed on the back of the letter is unfamiliar to you, but your Saturday is wide open. You fill up your gas tank and head out. Why not?
Once you reach the destination, a prison complex at the literal end of the road, all outside communication is cut off and the ‘animals’ are not quite what they seem…
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Despite my rising alarm at the lack of guards, cell phone service, working car, existence of a cassette player, gouge marks, shackled creature that shapeshifts –Okay, okay, that’s enough thinking that way. I focus, instead, on the gently swinging ivy above me. I breathe in and out. “All right, Beth,” I whisper to myself. “Think positively. What can you control?” –Not that my therapist ever suggested I’d literally be trapped like this, with potential death a mere inches –Breathe, Beth, breathe! Maybe Dr. Querk should have had me run through a few practical situations, but it’s too late to consider that now.
*Greetings, traveler and welcome to The Prison for Dangerous…* begins playing for the sixth time since I entered the creepy room. Nothing irritates me more than repetition, even a supernatural being that might be able to tear my head off. I turn to the apparition within the first cell and glare daggers at it.
“KNOCK IT OFF!” I bellow.
The being within blinks a thousand rainbow eyes at me, squawks, and disappears. I stand on my toes to see where it’s gone: into a bottom corner, rodent-like, somehow still shackled. The tape has stopped. I give the mouse thing a stern nod, in case it gets any ideas.
I let my breath out and look around again. Now fully within the room, I can see that Freaky’s box isn’t the only one with damage to the interior. Of the ten cells, only one or two seem undamaged. Box Four, near the end on the left side, has scorch marks. Number Six -or One, depending on how one wished to count- to the right is dark and molding. The last cell in the row to the right is not only scraped and dented, but the cause of the damage is clearly visible in the form of a large, glowering minotaur.
“Well, Beth, are any minotaurs not glowering?” I tease. A chittering laugh just beyond the shapeshifter draws me forward. “It’s fine. They can’t get out,” I say as I walk, though I certainly won’t go tap on #10’s glass to test my theory.
As I near the source of the laughing, I note signs attached to the outside of each cell. The first reads:
SHIFTER
Charles is the perfect companion. He not only fits most occasions, he fits any occasion or any species. Ever wanted a rabbit one day, then a pony the next? Charles is right for you!
I laugh a bit; again, echoed by Cell Two. “Are they serious?” I ask the open room. It reads just like the plaques at the animal shelter in town but, surely, I can’t literally walk out with something as incredible as a shapeshifter?
I glance at the affixed plaque of #2:
SPRITE
Honeyblossom is the light of the party or room. Besides a natural effervescent personality, she has a natural effervescence. A bit flighty, Honeyblossom would do well in an open environment without the temptation of mischief.
A tiny pair of eyes peers over the sign through the glass front. They blink and a tiny nose and grinning mouth appear as well. I smile a bit in return but immediately look away. Sprites and mischief are practically synonymous; sorry, Honeyblossom.
Mostly due to the very large, heavily-breathing presence on the end, I examine the other labels from a safe distance. They outline a Mouther, Phoenix, Satori, Boggart, Imp, Baby Dragon, Unicorn, Tokoloshe, Taniwha, and that Minotaur. I catch names like Chatterbox, Imka, and Bob.
I also see that the door of the unicorn’s cell is slightly ajar; her sign askew. Either I am not the first visitor to this strange place, or Rainbow Sparkles, III figured things out on her own… I look around, twitching this way and that. My eyes meet those of a few remaining creatures and no one else, whether that’s a comforting audience or not.
“Oh-kay,” I exhale. Before Charles stopped the recorded message, it’d said all I had to do was activate a cell with my letter. After that, the creature inside was mine. But, do I want to bring one of these home? A Satori was pretty awesome in theory; in practice, not so much. He’d likely run away or hide, knowing precisely when I meant to throw him in the tub or tell him it was time for bed. And no way would I consider bringing home something larger than my car.
Which left at least three animals I’d dreamed about since childhood. Three mythical creatures I’d pored over in storybooks and often said aloud, “Oh, I wish it was real!” Three that would be really awesome to own.
One of those, if J.K. Rowling were correct, that would make the use of an exit vehicle unnecessary.
“What the heck, Beth? The letter and the recording said to choose one.” I pull the crumpled bunch of papers from my back pocket and smooth them out. Before I can change my mind, I walk toward the smoking glass of Cell #4.
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This was in response to Peregrine Arc’s story prompt. You can join in, too! Just click here to read her amazing introduction.
Photo Credit:
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© 2019 Chelsea Owens
Oh my…. it’s a trap! Get out quick!
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She wouldn’t let me. She killed my car battery after I got there.
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R U N N N N N
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Brilliantly done! 🙂 I laughed more than once. Especially at “Freaky’s box.” Thanks for writing.
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Darn. I was trying to be more serious this time.
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You brought in HP. The serious level was dropped like a mic.
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At the end! At the end!
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No no. I meant it as a good thing. I’m confused and tired now. I sense a Stupefy curse.
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You already know you’re firing on more cylinders than I am. You’d better go stupefy into dreamland. 🙂
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Awesome, Chelsea, a phoenix. Did you ever read the phoenix and the carpet by E Nesbit? It was a great book.
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I haven’t! I’ll remedy that!
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It’s not a lottery I’d be happy about winning.
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😀 You can choose the animals.
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I think I’d rather decline. 🙂
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oh, I love where you took this. I love the animals you created reminded me of a book called The Mummy Market about two kids picking the perfect mom..
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I’ve never heard of that book. 🙂 I must look into it!
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As Monty Hall would say, “I’d choose door number 2.”
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Ooh! A mischief-maker, eh?
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You know it!
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Great story Chelsea. You sure do have imagination. I don’t want to be a copy cat or channel you but the Phoenix would have been my choice as well.
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🙂 Excellent. Mostly I worried about picking creatures that were too intelligent to be chosen as pets.
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