My darling, sumptuous, suctioned
Model of a mop head mother
Take my arm
No, not that one
Nor that
Nor that
Nor that
Nor that
Nor that
Nor that
Nor -wait! There’s the one;
Take it, my Hun,
Hardly knowing how much I love you
My dear
It’s clear
You’ll store the future like a forty-day fridge,
Including my present; though, of me, it’s just a smidge.
Then, hang our darling hybrids round the rocks
It’s Christmas in our summer sea!
Just you and me –
Except, not me.
For, you see
It cannot be.
It’s not you, it’s m- the babies!
The male octopus uses a special arm to remove his sperm packet, then place it inside the female octopus. After storing the eggs and sperm for a while (forty days for one species), she hangs the eggs from rocks and crevices and wipes them with her mate’s present.
For some reason, the male dies within 3 days of reproducing. The female dies a month after delivering her babies.
Photo Credit:
Masaaki Komori
©2019 Chelsea Owens
I did not expect to learn something at this hour–but I did and I enjoyed it!
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😀 Educational AND awful?
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I always wondered what that special arm I had was for. Thank goodness I never found out otherwise I’d be long dead. And yes – your poem is terrible (and entertaining).
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Don’t tell me you never used that appendage. Who’s going to inherit your stories and songs?
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I think the stories and music etc etc will all go down the plughole on my demise! Sort of like the majority of stuff Bach and his friends wrote. There seems to be a prevalent notion at this time in the West that one should write for posterity and not for today!!
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Write for both, silly.
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None of the greats wrote for both – most wrote to put bread on the table! or for next Sunday’s Divine Service! (On another note altogether – since you’ve made it more difficult to comment – having to log in first – there’s no way any likes I give to comments of others registers unless I have commented first myself. It’s probably a fault on my side – but gymnastics was never my thing!)
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I’m mostly blaming WP for that one, Bruce. Sorry.
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Huh, weird – also not what I expected on a Sunday morning, haha! Interesting factoids.
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I aim to… Actually, I’m not sure what I aimed for with that!
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I love the “Nor that one” repetition hahah… I’ve never done one of these contests before but I really want to try. Looks fun.
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Oooooohhhh my! You are the winner this week!!
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I’m trying to be an inspiration, knowing others will surely do better than this. 😀
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This is very interesting, Chelsea.
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😀 That’s a good word for it.
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Am I reading this wrong or is this about an octopus that knocks up his mother?
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😀 😀 You come over here to say that?
It’s about octopus copulation, not Oedipus.
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I came over once in a million years and was shocked at what I found shocked I say
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I’m happy to have not disappointed you.
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Well he calls her a mother at first but maybe he meant mother of his babies.
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🙂 Yes, that’s what I meant.
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You should write a book of funny poems
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🙂 Thanks!
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But octopus can be so big.. how if it dies on reproducing..;-) will have to read up on subject.. 😉
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Learn something new every day, eh?
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clever and fun; I can tell you really enjoyed writing this. A terrific opening
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🙂 Thanks, John.
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How very sad. On so many levels.
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Tell me you cringed as you cried. 🙂
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I don’t think this is terrible at all. I truly enjoyed it. I like the structure, I like the metre, I like the way it invites the reader in.
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Would you say that it invites the reader in, with one of eight armlegs?
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That was interesting and educational! I read it twice!
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🙂 Thanks!
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