I’ve been a bit …down about my pregnancy. A few readers have suggested I might get over it since, after all, nearly four months of nausea isn’t so bad. Limited breathing’s doable. Constant exhaustion is par for the course.
Yep; they’re right. I need to focus on happier subjects.
As such, today’s thought-provoking post is all about some light-hearted retail therapy. The best part? None of us need get off the couch, bed, chair, or psychiatrist’s sofa to shop!
I give you: my favorite funny pregnancy t-shirts on Amazon.
If you’re scratching your head, the caption is a pun based off an oft-spoken reprimand from a character in the film Sandlot.
#2 Ice Ice Baby
I hope most know this reference.
#3 Does this Baby make me look fat?
Well, does it?
Poor Britney Spears. At least her song makes for another great pun.
Over and over and over and over…
It’s not even a spaceport. It’s a parasite. We must be cautious.
I hope you’ve enjoyed this side trip down Humorous Pregnancy Tees Lane. If these funny pregnancy t-shirts weren’t up your alley, I’m sure they have plenty more where those came from…
This week’s question? Can you guess which one I purchased?
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Here’s all what I wrote the last little while:
Wednesday, August 7: Recommended a few of my favorite motivational songs in “Five Songs to Kick Your Confidence in the Rear.”
Thursday, August 8: “A Tribute to Masercot,” one of the more interesting bloggers I follow.
Friday, August 9: Winner of the Weekly Terribly Poetry Contest. Congratulations to Deb!
Saturday, August 10: Announced the 38th Weekly Terrible Poetry Contest. The theme is plot twists, JUDGED BY Bruce Goodman. The deadline is 11:59 p.m. MST Thursday! That’s tomorrow night! PLEASE ENTER!
Sunday, August 11: “Those Who Knew Her,” in response to Kristian‘s quote and photo prompt.
“The Apple,” in response to Carrot Ranch‘s prompt.
Monday, August 12: An inspirational quote by Robert C. Stroud, from his blog Mere Inklings.
Tuesday, August 13: “Wilhelmina Winters, One Hundred.” I gotta tie that series up.
Wednesday, August 14: Today.
I also posted all this week at my motherhood site. I wrote “Books Around the House,” “What to Expect When You Tell People You’re Expecting a C-Section,” and “A Bedtime Limerick.”
Photo Credit: Amazon
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I was sick for the whole pregnancy with Michael. It stopped at 16 weeks with Greg. It is a bit miserable but hopefully it passes.
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Thanks, Robbie. 🙂 I’m sorry you were sick so long!
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The Britney one made me snigger 🤣
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Me, too! Then again, they all did. 😀
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The baby made me eat it, is my favorite!
Complain all you want!! Just because it is only four months…. argh… it’s awful!! ❤️❤️❤️
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That’s because you’re sweet! ❤
Now, get back on vacation! 🙂
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I’m always on vacation. Lol
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How ’bout “Something’s in the Oven… And, it isn’t Biscuits”?
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I’m certain you could design funnier shirts than these. 🙂
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Maybe… but pregnant women scare the hell out of me…
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You keep coming back here…
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Well, after going through two pregnancies, I’m a little desensitized… But, judging from the number of children you have, I’m an amateur…
I do know that, no matter how funny you think your remark is, you need to save it until after the birth is over…
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Ha. Ha. I meant that I don’t seem to scare you off, even though I’m pregnant.
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Very nice collection – #1 is deserving, and I really like the deathstar one.
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😀 I thought you’d like at least that last one. Didja guess which I purchased?
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All of them…?
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They’re all good. I think you probably bought one of each. 🙂
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I wish! 😀 We’re trying to save up to pay for his entry in a few months!
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I’m going to guess you ordered the Sandlot’s shirt. Love that movie.
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Ding! Ding! Ding!
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It’s out of there!
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You always feel so uncomfortable when you pregnant but that bundle of joy is all worth it.. 😉
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Yes! 🙂
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