The Funniest Pregnancy Tees

I’ve been a bit …down about my pregnancy. A few readers have suggested I might get over it since, after all, nearly four months of nausea isn’t so bad. Limited breathing’s doable. Constant exhaustion is par for the course.

Yep; they’re right. I need to focus on happier subjects.

As such, today’s thought-provoking post is all about some light-hearted retail therapy. The best part? None of us need get off the couch, bed, chair, or psychiatrist’s sofa to shop!

I give you: my favorite funny pregnancy t-shirts on Amazon.

#1 You’re kickin’ me smalls

kicking me smalls.PNGIf you’re scratching your head, the caption is a pun based off an oft-spoken reprimand from a character in the film Sandlot.

#2 Ice Ice Baby

ice ice babyI hope most know this reference.

#3 Does this Baby make me look fat?

does this babyWell, does it?

#4 Kick me baby one more time

kick me baby.PNGPoor Britney Spears. At least her song makes for another great pun.

#5 The baby made me eat it

baby made me eat it.PNGOver and over and over and over…

#6 That’s no moon

that's no moon.PNGIt’s not even a spaceport. It’s a parasite. We must be cautious.

I hope you’ve enjoyed this side trip down Humorous Pregnancy Tees Lane. If these funny pregnancy t-shirts weren’t up your alley, I’m sure they have plenty more where those came from…

This week’s question? Can you guess which one I purchased?


Here’s all what I wrote the last little while:
Wednesday, August 7: Recommended a few of my favorite motivational songs in “Five Songs to Kick Your Confidence in the Rear.”

Thursday, August 8: “A Tribute to Masercot,” one of the more interesting bloggers I follow.

Friday, August 9: Winner of the Weekly Terribly Poetry Contest. Congratulations to Deb!

Saturday, August 10: Announced the 38th Weekly Terrible Poetry Contest. The theme is plot twists, JUDGED BY Bruce Goodman. The deadline is 11:59 p.m. MST Thursday! That’s tomorrow night! PLEASE ENTER!

Sunday, August 11: “Those Who Knew Her,” in response to Kristian‘s quote and photo prompt.

The Apple,” in response to Carrot Ranch‘s prompt.

Monday, August 12: An inspirational quote by Robert C. Stroud, from his blog Mere Inklings.

Tuesday, August 13: “Wilhelmina Winters, One Hundred.” I gotta tie that series up.

Wednesday, August 14: Today.

I also posted all this week at my motherhood site. I wrote “Books Around the House,” “What to Expect When You Tell People You’re Expecting a C-Section,” and “A Bedtime Limerick.”


Photo Credit: Amazon


©2019 Chelsea Owens

23 thoughts on “The Funniest Pregnancy Tees

  1. robertawrites235681907 August 14, 2019 / 11:24 pm

    I was sick for the whole pregnancy with Michael. It stopped at 16 weeks with Greg. It is a bit miserable but hopefully it passes.

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    • Chelsea Owens August 14, 2019 / 11:47 pm

      Thanks, Robbie. 🙂 I’m sorry you were sick so long!


  2. RuthScribbles August 15, 2019 / 2:43 am

    The baby made me eat it, is my favorite!
    Complain all you want!! Just because it is only four months…. argh… it’s awful!! ❤️❤️❤️

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  3. masercot August 15, 2019 / 5:01 am

    How ’bout “Something’s in the Oven… And, it isn’t Biscuits”?

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    • Chelsea Owens August 15, 2019 / 7:22 am

      I’m certain you could design funnier shirts than these. 🙂

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      • masercot August 15, 2019 / 7:52 am

        Maybe… but pregnant women scare the hell out of me…

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          • masercot August 15, 2019 / 11:29 am

            Well, after going through two pregnancies, I’m a little desensitized… But, judging from the number of children you have, I’m an amateur…

            I do know that, no matter how funny you think your remark is, you need to save it until after the birth is over…

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            • Chelsea Owens August 16, 2019 / 12:18 am

              Ha. Ha. I meant that I don’t seem to scare you off, even though I’m pregnant.

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  4. H.R.R. Gorman August 16, 2019 / 4:16 am

    Very nice collection – #1 is deserving, and I really like the deathstar one.

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  5. Norah August 16, 2019 / 4:47 am

    They’re all good. I think you probably bought one of each. 🙂

    Liked by 1 person

    • Chelsea Owens August 16, 2019 / 5:50 am

      I wish! 😀 We’re trying to save up to pay for his entry in a few months!


  6. Peregrine Arc August 17, 2019 / 7:45 am

    I’m going to guess you ordered the Sandlot’s shirt. Love that movie.

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  7. Lisa Bradshaw August 27, 2019 / 1:16 am

    You always feel so uncomfortable when you pregnant but that bundle of joy is all worth it.. 😉


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