Whilst we all eagerly await the results of this week’s Terrible Poetry Contest, here are a few of my Amazon favorites for funny baby onesies. Admittedly, I specifically searched for ‘geek onesies for baby’…
World’s Cutest Tax Deduction
We’re having our baby at the best time of year for tax deduction purposes. We may as well own it, right?
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It’s a Crap!
Poor Ackbar. I don’t think he knew his catchphrase would stoop so low.
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I Just Boldly Went
For those who don’t know, babies need a lot of diaper changes. The theme may be crude, but it’s a recurring one.
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I Still Live With My Parents
Well, I would hope the baby’s a bit young to consider a mortgage already…
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Damn Lag Took Me Nine Months to Respawn
The gamer in me laughed and laughed at this one. Perhaps I also hear about respawning all the time in this video game household of ours.
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Storm Pooper
Well, I did warn you that babies poop a lot.
Chel Owens 
May the force be with your Padawan.
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😀 I saw a Yoda one …but the ones I posted are funnier, in my opinion.
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These are great! I especially like, “I still live with my parents,” and “world’s cutest tax deduction.”
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😀 I’d love if someone purchased us the tax deduction one for my baby shower.
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My wife likes the Star Trek outfit so much she said we should have another baby!
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😀 They have one with that’s like the classic jumpsuit with the little Star Trek officer symbol (probably as an iron-on). I saw it in blue and red -who would make their baby a Red Shirt??
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Love ‘Storm Pooper’!
But not if i actually had one, of course. 😉
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No, no. Of course not! Naturally, we all want Ewoks.
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Does an Ewok poop in the woods??? 😉
I don’t recall George giving us that info?
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These are great do you think they do them in XXXXL.
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They need to! -though there won’t be quite the same message if you’re wearing one.
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I always side with Admiral Ackbar…
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😀 Good choice.
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I don’t think babies are a tax deduction here. I can just imagine the popularity of these onesies.
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😀 We get a tax deduction for each kid, each year. If a mother births in December, her child can be claimed even though he’s only been alive for the last few weeks of that tax year.
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That’s interesting. Thanks, Chelsea. It’s fascinating to find out how mothers and others are treated in our countries.
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😉😉
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Those are pretty cute–I certainly appreciate the tax deduction one (and the lag one).
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🙂 My kind of person!
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