Hilarious Baby Onesies (in the Meantime)

Whilst we all eagerly await the results of this week’s Terrible Poetry Contest, here are a few of my Amazon favorites for funny baby onesies. Admittedly, I specifically searched for ‘geek onesies for baby’…

Cutest Tax

World’s Cutest Tax Deduction

We’re having our baby at the best time of year for tax deduction purposes. We may as well own it, right?

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It's a Crap
Amazon

It’s a Crap!

Poor Ackbar. I don’t think he knew his catchphrase would stoop so low.

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Boldly Went
Amazon

I Just Boldly Went

For those who don’t know, babies need a lot of diaper changes. The theme may be crude, but it’s a recurring one.

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Parents
Amazon

I Still Live With My Parents

Well, I would hope the baby’s a bit young to consider a mortgage already…

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Lag
Amazon

Damn Lag Took Me Nine Months to Respawn

The gamer in me laughed and laughed at this one. Perhaps I also hear about respawning all the time in this video game household of ours.

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Storm Pooper
Amazon

Storm Pooper

Well, I did warn you that babies poop a lot.

19 thoughts on “Hilarious Baby Onesies (in the Meantime)

  1. petespringerauthor October 4, 2019 / 7:33 pm

    These are great! I especially like, “I still live with my parents,” and “world’s cutest tax deduction.”

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    • Chelsea Owens October 4, 2019 / 10:22 pm

      😀 I’d love if someone purchased us the tax deduction one for my baby shower.

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  2. robstroud October 4, 2019 / 8:40 pm

    My wife likes the Star Trek outfit so much she said we should have another baby!

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    • Chelsea Owens October 4, 2019 / 10:23 pm

      😀 They have one with that’s like the classic jumpsuit with the little Star Trek officer symbol (probably as an iron-on). I saw it in blue and red -who would make their baby a Red Shirt??

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  3. Lwbut October 5, 2019 / 1:48 am

    Love ‘Storm Pooper’!

    But not if i actually had one, of course. 😉

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      • Lwbut October 5, 2019 / 8:07 am

        Does an Ewok poop in the woods??? 😉

        I don’t recall George giving us that info?

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    • Chelsea Owens October 5, 2019 / 6:55 am

      They need to! -though there won’t be quite the same message if you’re wearing one.

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  4. Norah October 6, 2019 / 5:15 am

    I don’t think babies are a tax deduction here. I can just imagine the popularity of these onesies.

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    • Chelsea Owens October 6, 2019 / 8:00 am

      😀 We get a tax deduction for each kid, each year. If a mother births in December, her child can be claimed even though he’s only been alive for the last few weeks of that tax year.

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      • Norah October 7, 2019 / 3:57 am

        That’s interesting. Thanks, Chelsea. It’s fascinating to find out how mothers and others are treated in our countries.

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  5. S. Chersis October 7, 2019 / 9:33 pm

    Those are pretty cute–I certainly appreciate the tax deduction one (and the lag one).

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