Little Willie learned of love
Tried it on a girl he’d heard of
Saw her driving; tried to rush
Now he feels a different crush.
A fresh apple!
Once when Willie, feeling bold,
Traded in his gramma’s gold,
Midas Pawn Shop learned too much;
Gave poor Will their famous touch.
Willie broke his mama’s back
Try’n to step on ev’ry crack
Mama’s had it with his sass
Used her cane to whip his hide.
Hole in ‘chute,
At airplane jump;
Will said, “Shoot!”
Then, he said *clunk!*
©2020 Chelsea Owens
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