Little Willie learned of love
Tried it on a girl he’d heard of
Saw her driving; tried to rush
Now he feels a different crush.
A fresh apple!
-Willie sees
Newton’s Law
Sees Wil-lie.
Once when Willie, feeling bold,
Traded in his gramma’s gold,
Midas Pawn Shop learned too much;
Gave poor Will their famous touch.
Willie broke his mama’s back
Try’n to step on ev’ry crack
Mama’s had it with his sass
Used her cane to whip his hide.
Hole in ‘chute,
At airplane jump;
Will said, “Shoot!”
Then, he said *clunk!*
©2020 Chelsea Owens
Wanna try a Little Willie poem? They’re the topic of this week’s Terrible Poetry Contest!
Chel Owens 
This certainly gave me a chuckle, Chelsea.
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🙂 Oh, good!
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Of and love as a rhyme? You know I’m going to steal that 😁
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Be careful: once you near-rhyme, there’s no going back!
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😁😂🤣 That last line surprised me.
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Surprise!
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Poor little Willie
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I know! I understand the joke, but the idea’s a bit too morbid for me.
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not for childless me 😀
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😀 Yeah; kinda hits me too close to home.
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Enjoyed these Chelsea. These are new form to me (as is almost everything!) but I had fun writing some for a post scheduled for tomorrow.
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Great! I look forward to reading them!
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I think you are correct terrible and I am no great judge when it comes to poetry.
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It’s definitely an odd sort of poetry.
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Little Willie stole some pie
Ate it up then began to cry
it burned it burned it made him die
because that pie was made of lye
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Oooh! Clever use of burning, there.
My most morbid son keeps trying to write a Little Willie poem this morning. If he were doing yours, he would’ve ended up making the pie out of lava… He’s not quite old enough for ‘subtle’ yet. 😀
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hahaha
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Thank you, thank you.
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Willie said, “This kitchen work’ll
make me walk around in circles”
His mother answered, “One word more
and I’ll nail your other foot to the floor”
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😀 I think this means you want to enter the poetry contest, yes?
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Oops! I didn’t know it was the contest. I was just being playful…
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It wasn’t. 😀 I’m saying you ought to!
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Willie needs some love. You made me smile.
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Honestly, I make myself cringe.
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Reminds me of the this oddity:
“I wish I were a little fish
I wish I were a bass
So I could climb up in the trees
and fall down on my hands and knees… ”
Or the football cheer:
Rah rah ree
kick him in the knee
Rah rah ras…
Kick him in the other knee…
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😀 I’d forgotten the cheer one.
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