Continued from “Going Postal, I.”
Little Charli Andersen loved to watch the world from her front window.
On Garbage Day, the garbage truck came. On Not-Preschool Days, her big brother’s carpool pulled up and honked. And, every day, Santa Claus parked his white pickup truck at their street’s mailbox.
At least, she thought he was Santa Claus. He was old and had white hair and sometimes brought presents to the porch. Her mother didn’t show Charli what the present-boxes had inside, but she knew they must be something happy. Almost every box had a smile on the side.
Today was no exception. *Ding* beeped her touchscreen game. *Snip* *snip* went her mother’s scissors. *Oh, I know, Honey* said the lady in the haircut chair.
A blink of white from beyond the window reflected onto Charli’s game. Santa was at the mailbox again! She watched him ease out of his truck and shuffle to the back. Her hand hung poised over the screen as she saw him pull out a large present, heft it to a new position, and stagger toward her house.
Charli saw the usual smile on the package’s side. She had to know what Santa brought this time, before her mother took it. Glancing up to confirm that her mother was busy working, Charli set the tablet down and snuck to the front door. She opened it just as Santa arrived at the top of their porch stairs, huffing.
“Well, hi, little girl!” he said, smiling. He set the box down near the edge and leaned against the railing.
Charli smiled and looked at her feet. She didn’t know what to say, now that she’d finally met him.
Santa scratched his face. He didn’t have a beard. “Didja like the rain we got yesterday?” he asked.
She nodded, still looking down.
“Didja see the rainbow?”
She jerked her head up in surprise. He still smiled kindly at her. She saw his eyes were the color of the sky. “No,” she said.
He gave her a sympathetic frown. “That’s alright. You can see one next time it rains.”
Another nod. She ground a bare toe into the doorstep in a twirl. “What’s in the present?” she managed to ask.
“Hm? Present?” He looked confused, Then, his attention turned to the large box at his feet. “Oh! Well! …This isn’t a present-”
Charlie’s face fell.
“-Not this time!” he added, holding up a reassuring hand.
Her expression lightened, curious.
“Yep,” Santa said, “Looks like this big box is some fancy food storage for your big family.” He gave a soft chuckle.
Her mouth puckered and she scowled.
He laughed outright. “Ha! This’s some high-quality stuff. ‘Time’ll come, some people’ll kill for this stuff! -Now, run on inside and tell your mommy about it so no one takes it. ”
She nodded again, and scuttled back inside. Her mother liked knowing about packages. She didn’t like when Charli opened the door without asking.
Continued at “Going Postal, III.”
©2020 Chelsea Owens
I never thought that we may be the only Santa some children ever see. I guess I need to work on my jolly.
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And your beard?
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Civilian MREs from MRENation?
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😀 Maybe.
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I think I’ve got it! Good one, Chelsea!
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Thanks, Pete! 🙂
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It’s all postal.. The virus is meant to stick to cardboard for 5 days.. I definitely don’t want to receive a box.. paranoia delux.. 😉
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Really??? I need to look into that!
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I’m being paranoid.. They found that it was still detectable on copper for up to four hours, on cardboard for up to 24 hours, and on plastic and steel for up to 72 hours.
But it’s important to note that the amount of virus decreased rapidly over time on each of those surfaces. And so the risk of infection from touching them would probably decrease over time as well. xx
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I just looked up the study. You need to see the viable samples. Copper was the least and stainless steel and plastic the most.
What’s worried me is that cardboard readings were all over the place, and that they concluded that it can spread even if a person is asymptomatic.
https://www.nejm.org/doi/full/10.1056/NEJMc2004973?query=featured_home
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The line about people killing for it…vaguely sinister for such a cute post.
(I like it.)
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😀 I’m so glad someone’s catching the subtlety!
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What was it? Toilet paper? Intriguing story, Chelsea. That last line tells a lot.
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I was thinking something like MREs or tins of beans.
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I’ve obviously still got the toilet paper stampedes that happened over here in my head. Your suggestions make more sense. 🤣
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Oh, don’t worry -they have those, too!
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🙂
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