The Weekly Hilarity Contest 5/9 – 5/15/2020

Chel Owens

Welcome to the Weekly Hilarity Contest! This week, I’m hosting a basic caption contest!

Here’s your picture:

Outlets

Well, what caption would you give it?

Make it funny, but keep things clean! You have till 10:00 a.m. MDT next Friday (May 15) to enter.

Use the form below if you want. For a more social experience, include your entry or a link to it in the comments. Please let me know if your pingback or entry do not show up within a day.

 

Photo ©2020 Chelsea Owens

68 thoughts on “The Weekly Hilarity Contest 5/9 – 5/15/2020”

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  6. Tom Darby May 9, 2020 / 12:16 pm

    “Though they kept a ‘side-eye’ on him they could never really tell if Harold was simply singing or trying to poop his pants.”

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    • Chelsea Owens May 15, 2020 / 11:25 pm

      🙂 I snickered at that. In a household of boys, however, I think I get exposed to too many phrases like ‘poop his pants.’ 😉

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      • Tom Darby May 16, 2020 / 9:44 am

        Good. The plugs to the right have always left me a little suspicious. LOL

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  9. ellenbest24 May 9, 2020 / 4:59 pm

    My attempt. X
    Exclusive! Thomas the Tank’s 3d face replacement scandal. Left the world doubting Santa.

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  12. petespringerauthor May 9, 2020 / 8:51 pm

    Are you trying to turn me on? You’re going to have to do better than that because we’re more than pretty faces.

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  14. Ian Kay May 10, 2020 / 3:19 am

    “Come on, guys, concentrate! Harness the force and break free of these shackles!”

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  15. Ian Kay May 10, 2020 / 3:24 am

    “Hey Joe, who’s the new neighbour?”
    “Old flat face here? No price tag see, ain’t no one taking him to the checkout any time soon.”

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  16. Ian Kay May 10, 2020 / 3:30 am

    “Hey, this guy says he’s ‘Tamper Resistant’.”
    “Not judging by his expression, he ain’t.”

    Liked by 2 people

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    • Chelsea Owens May 15, 2020 / 11:27 pm

      These were three excellent entries! I seriously considered your ‘tamper resistant’ one as winner before reading masercot’s!

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  17. writerinretrospect May 10, 2020 / 2:17 pm

    The shock and horror as their mother tries to make the sparks fly between herself and every random passerby…

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  18. masercot May 12, 2020 / 4:28 am

    Go to “42 words #4” and in the comments post a number between 1 and 42 but not the number 4 because that is done…

    This tape will self-destruct… in five seconds.

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  23. Peregrine Arc May 12, 2020 / 7:15 pm

    “Everybody together now…ready?”

    “We’re ready!”

    “🎶PLUG IT IN, PLUG IT IN! 🎶”

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  24. bereavedandbeingasingleparent May 14, 2020 / 8:40 am

    Apparently this is a new service from the Supermarkets. Its sockets so you can charge up your robotic limbs. But it’s expensive, they charge an arm and a leg for it.

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