Chuckie Bob had one desire:
To see his name in print;
For tightrope walking on a wire,
A public office stint,
Pulling babies from a fire,
Or earning quite a mint.
Unfortunate for Chuckie Bob:
When made by Mom and Dad,
They weren’t too worried ’bout their job
And skimped on brains a tad
-Whilst also being somewhat slobs
And calling thinking, “Bad.”
Still, decided growing Chuck,
He’d up and show them all.
He’d prove he wasn’t just a schmuck;
He stood up straight and tall.
He’d show he wasn’t some lame duck;
“And I will win!” He called.
But, Chuckie Bob forgot one thing,
As he sought his reward:
That warning labels mean something
When they say, ‘Pull the cord
-But after you have cleared the wings,
Propellers, engines, board’
Now, Chuckie Bob’s been made the king
Of Darwin’s famed award.

©2020 Chel Owens
Enter your own poem for this week’s contest, due tomorrow!
Awwww noeeees…
Poor Chuckie 😦
I wished great things for his ambitions 🤣😭🤭
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When your name’s Chuckie Bob and you’re in a poem, there’s not much hope for you.
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He does get an additional made-me-chuckle award 🥳😇
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Yay! He’d be pleased!
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Bravo, they cried, applause aside They just watched as Chicken fell. Darwin, he had the proof at last that the Apple has never fallen far from its tree. … as his theory of relativity shows, stupid is as stupid goes.
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👏👏
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Nicely done, Chel! (This is going to take some getting used to Chelsea.)😎 Chuckie Bob got his award one way or the other. His parents didn’t do him any favors with that name.😊
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🙂 I’m not bothered if you call me Chelsea. It’s all in a name, eh?
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Can’t compete with that…
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Of course you can! 😀
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Good one! Reminded me of Shel Silverstein…
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Thanks! Silverstein might’ve not been so dark. 🙂
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Oh yes he was!
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Nice, and dark.
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Thanks!
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ahaaaaaAhahahahha!
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That sounds like what he might yell while skydiving.
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I just didn’t feel like writing the boring lol
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My goodness that got dark quick
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You knew it was coming.
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I have just finished reading all of these I don’t know how you pick a winner sometimes all far more talented than moi…sigh..Stay safe and well 🙂 xx
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It’s a tough choice sometimes!
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I’m sure it is Chelsea.. X
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Poor Chuckie.
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Agreed. Hopefully, he’s better off now.
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🙂
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Got a Chuckle here…
(Sending an email you might be interested in…)
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Thanks!!
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Always great to see your dark humored posts 😀
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Always great to have a fan (I think i scared some of the others).
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a chunderous romp 🙂
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😀 Thanks!
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