Young Simon put everyone down
With insults and pointings and frowns.
Himself, he adored –
For a date, he implored;
Yet, ev’ry girl turned that jerk down.

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“Look at me,” cried the balancing girl
As, on rooftop, she walked with arms whirled.
Despite your assumption,
Her balance resumption-ed,
And she, once on ground, died by squirrel.

©2020 Chel Owens
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Good for those girls! We don’t need any more jerks like Simon around.
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😀 Yes!
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Amusing. Well done, Chelsea.
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❤ Thank you, Norah.
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You could’ve warned us that it was limericks, Chelsea…
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I didn’t realize they needed legal warning.
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Well, the ending bit me. Dead on the ground … next the squirrel. 😮
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😀 It was supposed to be funny. How does one die by squirrel? They’re so tiny.
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Haaaha! Next the critter 🤣😂😁
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Pride cones before a fall 🤣
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Precisely!
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died by squirrel ??
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It rhymed.
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gotcha
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I’ve known a couple Simon’s. One of them stole my guitar so he could pitch woo outside the Women’s dormitory.
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Sounds like Simon.
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Death by squirrel… the stuff of nightmares. Them with their little sharp claws and their little sharp teeth and their little beady eyes.
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But they’re so cute!
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I enjoyed these two little romps, Chelsea; I enjoy people getting their come-uppance 🙂
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😀 Thanks!
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Like I always say, got to watch out for them squirrels.
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That’s what they get for rhyming with ‘girl.’
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