I dropped my keys
When I just sneezed
Then tripped on Cat
And lost my hat
Which really sucked
‘Cause now I’m bald
I walked to work
Sweat in my shirt
I got there late
To a locked gate
And realized, quick
I was deep in trouble
Locked out here
And, also there
Without a spare
Without house keys
From when I sneezed
Without my cat
Without my hat
The day still sucked
I still was bald
I couldn’t work
Removed my shirt
I’d been too late
They’d closed the gate
I wasn’t quick
Was in deep trouble
Digging here
Searching there
I found the spare
And went inside to see it was a Sunday.

©2020 Chel Owens
You can enter a silly poem, too, for this week’s A Mused Poetry Contest. The theme is bad luck!
Could’ve been worse… could’ve been raining…
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You’re right! I neglected to describe the weather!
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That must have been such a relief!
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A surprising happily ever after!
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This is my flash-poem, Chel, I think it’s called,
A Desperate Call To Gambler’s Anonymous
“I’m having trouble with my luck,” I said, (the call centre guy’s name it was Fred) Fred said, “try switching it off, and on again.” ”I have,” I said, “I’m without Luck not a brain!” ”Let me have a go and see what I can do” Said Fred, and he promptly drew a two of Clubs. Not the suit we were after (I silently accused Fred of laughter) when the next one he flipped was a tail not a head, and then seventeen-black not seven-red; and then said Fred
“I know what we’ll do” – then nothing:
the phone had gone dead.
I phoned back to be told of a queue
And though my call was important
to them, it was number forty-two.
so I waited and heard my least favourite song
stuck on this loop, with my Luck going wrong.
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A gentle chuckle😂😂
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You honor a very terrible poem, sir! 😀
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What a tricker! 😉
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Thank you!
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😁😅😁😅😁😅😁😅😁 well you gave the best belly laugh before leaving for work
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😀 Great! Just don’t go in when it’s closed!
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trust me I will never do that…And can’t anyways..the company is Mormon Owned Utah Based 😉
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No way! 😀
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Yeah way…I’m not nor is anyone I work with in Pennsylvania just the cards dealt to us when the old company i worked for was bought by this.
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😀 Well, let’s hope they’re a good company.
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Definitely generous 😁 my only gripe is that they allow abortion protesters to park in our parking lot (there is a clinic a few doors down) on a Saturday when people are offered overtime and we don’t have a very big lot.
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Parking is a hot commodity! We used to fight with an insurance guy over “his” spots.
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well this is our own lot, my job is located in an industrial park
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Good grief 🌹
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😀 Indeed.
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💜💜💜💜
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buahahahahaha 😅😂😅😂 ending was totally unexpected… A jubilant poem 🤗 Loved it.. chuckle 😂😂
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😀 Thank you.
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Hahaha at least you can go to work.. !!
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True! It’s all about perspective, right?
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had a chuckle on this one, Chelsea; the ending clinches it nicely
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Thanks, John. 🙂 It was pretty terrible poetry.
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That’s the way it goes. I’ve never actually gone to work on an off-day because my husband would catch me.
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I haven’t, either. We have taken the wrong exit on the freeway because we’re in “drive to work mode.”
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