A clever young blogger named Kate
Resolved that she’d not stay up late.
So, with that thinking,
Our Kate took up drinking
And, subsequently, also gained weight.
©️ 2020 Chel Owens
Join in the fun! We’re writing limericks about resolutions this month for the A Mused Poetry Contest!
Chel Owens 
Nice little limerick!
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Ha! Thank you!
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Our friend Kate is doing just fine
Seven beers and a bottle of wine
By drinking ‘till late
She met her perfect date
So they’re both now in bed before nine.
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❤ In a surprisingly beautiful way, you ended my tale.
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I resolve in twenty-twenty-one
never to stay out in the sun
I’ll put on factor 20
of which I have plenty
and take Vitamin-D by the ton
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😀 Should I enter this one into the contest?
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In the lightweight division?
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We’re all in that division!
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To my God I pledge my resolution
For my sins I request absolution
To my girl I’ll confess
That I’ve caused her distress
Lord, protect me from her retribution
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😀 A bit serious, still… are these contest entries?
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Nah, just mucking about.
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😦
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Love the selfie…
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Rrrright.
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Hmmm….you think I’m way more creative than I am
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Oh, I think anyone can poem. There’s ample proof of everyone trying, for example… 😀
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😉
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Somehow, I believe, she didn’t think that through.
Hmmmm?
Fun, thought provoking, smile inducing
It might be less expensive to stay up late.
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This is exactly the conclusion we are supposed to come to. 😀
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I love this Chel how you don’t mind I ve added a verse. 💜😊💜😊
Oh! What on earth can we do?
Blogger Kate’s an alcoholic it’s true.
The pounds she’d piled on
Her following gone
Her words became abusive and few!
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She definitely needed some additions. 🙂
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Lol
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I suspect I could substitute my name in there and it would still apply. Hope your smiling.
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😀 no, no. DON’T do what Kate does!
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Re:Reresolved.
We all agree we cant wait to see this year through,
Rest assured, on that I’m of the same mind as you,
Now perhaps my eyes are causing me trouble
But your last posts title had me seeing double
And looking back, entitled to a sense of deja vu?
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Deja-view! 😀
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Nothing like killing two birds with one stone.
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See? Win win!
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Or, as Michael Scott would say, “win-win-win.”
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Ha ha.
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Now, don’t go and try this one…
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Oh don’t worry I’m up late, but headed to bed now.
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