Fee-resolution

“I’m awful at finances; see?”
Claimed Jean Thripp, as she went on a spree.
Her husband was worse;
Their paychecks, dispersed
(and, while we’re rhyming, disbursed).
Husband, wife resolved nothing, those fiends!

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©️ 2021 Chel Owens

Write a funny limerick about resolutions, too, for the A Mused Poetry Contest! The deadline is this Friday!

19 thoughts on “Fee-resolution

  1. Can I offer a creditable answer?
    Hammering the Master Card?
    Spending with reckless disregard?
    Maxed out the American Express?
    Left cents and penniless?
    Getting sad and depressed
    At high rising interest?
    Wanna be unburdened by debt?
    Live free of onerous debt?
    Here’s my financial tip-
    Give ’em all the snip,
    Rather than swipe it
    It’s more prudent to wipe it.

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