Granma said I had her hands.
From Mom, I got her hair;
In fact, I got her everything
But not her everywhere.
Daddy said we both could talk
‘Bout science or the sky.
Aunty found her backside’s home
And hips’, above my thighs.
Granpa gave me both my ears
And then he gave his nose;
If I had known, I’d’ve passed them by
And just gone with his clothes.
Unca thought we laughed the same
At similar, odd jokes.
Great grammie said, “Jes’ be yerself,
“Don’ blame yer looks on folks!”
She’s one to scouff;
She’s got my mouth.

©2021 Chel Owens
In response to Carrot Ranch’s prompt:
January 14, 2020, prompt: In 99 words (no more, no less), write a story about dressing up. It can be a child or another character. Be playful or go where the prompt leads!
Respond by January 19, 2020. Use the comment section [on her site] to share, read, and be social. You may leave a link, pingback, or story in the comments. If you want to be published in the weekly collection, please use the form. Rules & Guidelines.
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Thanks.
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Ha! That final line is brilliant. 😀
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🙂 Oh, good. Cutting off at 99 words is tricky.
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I can imagine, but you did fantastic. 🙂
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Yes I agree you ended it brilliantly, the whole poem is very cute and true 💜
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❤ Thank you, Willow.
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This was laugh out loud funny Chel!😂😂😂
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If I have The Hobbo Approval, I am genuinely proud. Thank you. ❤
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You are welcome. I enjoy a good chuckle, and that was right up there!😂
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Wordplayed Chel! Short, bitter sweet. Inspiring, too?
Look in the dresser mirror, one things clear,
I’ve never had the model looks I’ve desired,
More like a flat-pack salvaged from Ikea-
Some major re-reassembly required.
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😀 😀 I’m sure I wouldn’t flat-pack.
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Brilliant and funny.
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Thank you!
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Very clever. It’s always something how folks can take a baby and say, “Oh, he has grandma’s eye” or “He looks just like Uncle Pete.” He just looks like a wrinkled up little baby to me, lol.
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The wrinkles are from the stitches of putting all those parts together.
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lol!
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Thank you for making me smile x
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😀 Anytime. Sorry for the times I make you cry.
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We really need a haha button come on WP.. Xx
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This is great, Chelsea. It’s so true.
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❤ Thank you.
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It truly is amazing at the family reflected in our mirror image.
But I’d stick with Great Grammie – Be yourself!
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😀 😀 Sometimes I piece apart my children: Ah, you have my nose but your dad’s chin.
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This is so cute
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Thanks!
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