♫ C’mon, c’mon; you’ve got to try this!
For all your cares
And breathing airs:
The one and only Coronavirus! ♫
©2021 Chel Owens
Yep; you really shouldn’t try this product. What else can you think shouldn’t be sold, and needs a snappy jingle? Enter this month’s A Mused Poetry Contest today!
Chel Owens 
I’ll try and think of something. Plenty of time!
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I look forward to almost all of your poems! 😉
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ouch…Unlike
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I know! Who signed up for this, anyway?
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I guess I have a hard time finding humor in the virus when it really fucked me up when I had it last spring.
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It’s just where my thinking went when I read the prompt. It bothers me that we have research laboratories housing these sorts of virulent plagues.
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yeah
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That damn mask.. not too strict around here unless shopping indoors.. 😉
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That’s good! I tend to put mine on when I get on the campus of something, like the doctor’s office.
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This is so darkly humorous. Terrifying! P.S. I’m still waiting for that 6th grade essay on India!
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The only thing I’m proud of in that essay is the map of India my father drew for me because I left the whole project to the last minute!
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Why do I get the impression that you’ve stored that essay in a drawer somewhere to keep it away from prying eyes? 🤔 Now that gives me ideas. I was wondering whether you’d let me borrow inspiration from the whole ordeal and let me write a slightly spooky post called ‘The Essay’ featuring Chelsea as the protagonist?
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Go for it!!
It’s in a container under my bed, with my other memorable items from childhood.
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Fine! I shall tag you once I’ve written it!
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Here masks were an essential but now apparently we can ditch them if you just ignore what the scientists are saying
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Sounds like sound logic to me!
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I think people will buy most anything…
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Even COVID?
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Yeah. That too..
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