Secret Snitch Will Scratch That Itch!

♫ If she says, “Come here!
“My dear!
“There’s something no one else can hear!”
Think of us, and never fear:
The secret-selling championeers!

We pay top price!
We sell, rock-bottom!
And promise no one’s e’er forgotten!

A secret’s safe, till you can pay;
Visit Secret Snitch today! ♫

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©2021 Chel Owens

There are still a few more hours to write a humorous jingle for a product that shouldn’t be sold! C’mon! It’s for the A Mused Poetry Contest.

10 thoughts on “Secret Snitch Will Scratch That Itch!

  1. Vishal Dominic April 16, 2021 / 12:42 am

    Sheesh. This is antithetical to what a Catholic Priest does. Pretty cool Jingle though. Love the idea!

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    • Chel Owens April 16, 2021 / 6:47 am

      You are right. We could delve into that in the commercials.

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