♫ If she says, “Come here!
“There’s something no one else can hear!”
Think of us, and never fear:
The secret-selling championeers!
We pay top price!
We sell, rock-bottom!
And promise no one’s e’er forgotten!
A secret’s safe, till you can pay;
Visit Secret Snitch today! ♫
©2021 Chel Owens
There are still a few more hours to write a humorous jingle for a product that shouldn’t be sold! C’mon! It’s for the A Mused Poetry Contest.