The A Mused Poetry Contest 4/17/2021 – 5/14/2021

It’s past time for another A Mused Poetry Contest. I blame the management. And aliens.

  1. This month’s Theme is a political campaign slogan and/or speech. You’ve heard the usual promises, mud-slinging, and appeals to special interest groups -now, USE THEM.
  2. Gone are the days of the Lincoln/Douglas debates; keep your poem’s Length brief and snappy enough to… oh, man; you’ve already lost the audience.
  3. Rhyming is up to your campaign manager.
  4. This will be broadcast to general audiences, so keep the Rating clean -or, at least realize that some ****ing ****s will be censored.
  5. What’s most important? HUMOR! When do we want it? By next month!

You have till 10:00 a.m. MST next MONTH (May 14) to submit a poem.

Use the form, below, to keep your record clean until results are posted.

Otherwise, include your poem in the comments, link to it in the comments, or leave a note that you’ve written one and stuck it on your own site in the comments. You cannot just link back to my post because WordPress is stupid and I will not receive it.


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17 thoughts on “The A Mused Poetry Contest 4/17/2021 – 5/14/2021

  1. johnlmalone April 20, 2021 / 11:10 pm

    thanks Chel; once again, I will give this some thought 🙂 ambulance ramping in this state would have to feature 🙂

    Liked by 1 person

  2. Bruce Goodman April 21, 2021 / 10:58 am

    A sitting member

    A vote for me is a vote for wit
    The other candidates are a pile of nonsense.

    I promise I will never quit
    The other candidates are a pile of rubbish.

    My policies will be a hit
    The other candidates are a pile of drivel.

    I will lower your taxes a bit
    The other candidates are a pile of gobbledygook.

    You might think I’m a git
    The other candidates are a pile of malarkey.

    Liked by 2 people

  3. Frank Hubeny April 21, 2021 / 1:14 pm

    Brief Campaign Announcement

    It doesn’t matter, blue or red.
    Vote as you will, alive or dead.
    We own what counts, both big and small.
    We’ve voted for you after all.

    Liked by 2 people

  4. dumbestblogger April 21, 2021 / 6:56 pm

    Truth Over Facts

    No one pays a dime
    Peace will reign sublime
    Children will be fine
    We will fix the clime
    And you’ll be happy

    Liked by 2 people

    • Chel Owens May 17, 2021 / 11:19 pm

      Ha! You went a similar direction as me. *sigh* People just don’t vote on what really makes them happy.

      Liked by 1 person

      • dumbestblogger May 18, 2021 / 4:51 am

        It’s true, or is it a fact? By the way, that’s an actual quote from our beloved Mr. President.

        Liked by 1 person

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