All of those attending school
Will get it paid for, as a rule
And all of those who don’t feel up
To working jobs still make a buck.
Doctors, nurses, surgery
Do pristine work, completely free!
For your baby (if you keep it),
You’ll never worry how to feed it.
And parents wanting free day care
Will have a government au pair.
For your dog or cat; chinchilla
Vets will never, ever bill ya.
And all the lawns will get a mow
And all the driveways, free of snow.
Heck! Any leaks or cracks or breaks
Are covered, FREE, make no mistakes!
Food will grow without a weed
Fulfilling everybody’s needs
And, though y’all are sitting ’round
A fat person will not be found.
Your bank accounts will all be full
And backyards all will have a pool.
A mansion’s waiting for your lives;
A sports car’s waiting for your drives.
There’s nothing anyone will want
There’s nothing anyone will need…
Don’t you see?
A vote for me,
Will make things nice:
A paradise.
© Chel Owens

Hey, it might be possible. Dunno who’s gonna pay for it all, but who cares? Cast your own entry for this month’s A Mused Poetry Contest. You’ve got till May 14th.
I’d vote for you, Chelsea.
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I might have to come up with a tax strategy, then. 😉
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😂
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🙂 what fun, what promises !! I’ll vote for your party any day, Chel 🙂
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Ha! Pipe dreams, John. You can’t have everything. 🙂
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A funny bit of tongue in cheek electioneering!
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Thank you!
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Count me in! Where’s a ballot box or ten I can stuff?
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😀 I guess I’d better find one!
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OMG! Since I’m too old to enjoy all the free stuff, I guess I’ll get in line to help pay for it.
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Now *there’s* a good citizen! Let’s see how many others are willing to foot the bill. 😉
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Utopia..be careful what you wish for I say 🙂 x
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Exactly!
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Hmmmmmm
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What’s to consider? It’s perfect!
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Completely
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What a way to live?! 😬🙄 I want to do a survey of futuristic books and movies and see what exactly people do with their time in these supposed advanced societies when they eliminate the need to work .
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What no one seems to realize is that we need work…
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Yes and that’s a big topic .
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(And, the answer is that *someone* needs to be working)
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Robots? 🤔
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Until they develop true A.I., yes.
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This reminds me of the song “Big Rock Candy Mountain.”
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Hey! You’re right. I could’ve intentionally parodied that.
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Aaah the politics! I love the way you took it to extremes. I’d vote for you! Ha ha.
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I think I’m not going to be as popular once debtors come calling…
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Lol.
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I would have voted for you but I didn’t see any promise of two chickens in every pot.
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True. People would rather have the chicken come as a wrapped sandwich these days, with a free cleanup afterwards!
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lol. Yes. And payday everyday and no work on payday.
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Precisely!
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And I thought I could trust you Chel! 💜💜
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Ha! Never trust a politician!
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Never never
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It’s clearly very taxing being a politician.
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Oooh. Very clever.
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Are you running for the president of Paradise, Chelsea? Count my vote!
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Sure am! Should be easy in Paradise!
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You have my vote.
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Ha! Will I still have it when your taxes skyrocket?
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