Sam Sorghum chewed barley and rye;
For lunch: millet, farro, wild rice.
Dinner, he claimed,
Was always whole-grained:
He spelt buckwheat bran with brown rice.
©2022 Chel Owens
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Bonus: What do vegetarian zombies eat?
Graaaaiiins
Chel Owens 
oh… that’s right, I wrote one.
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You were speedy!
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Ha!!!
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Thanks! 🙂
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Spelt? Crushed it, Chel.
So wot’s a really ravenous zombie crave? Whole Grrains. ( Yeah. I know. Sorry.)
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😀 Thanks.
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Every story needs a character like Sam Sorghum. That’s the kind of name that’s easy to remember.
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It’s a fun name!
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Veggie Zombies??? They eat the corns off people’s feet?
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Ha! That’s a better punchline.
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That’s a whole lot of grains. The vegetarian zombies would be happy. 🙂
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😀 For a bit, anyway.
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😅
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Wow. That was bad.
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It’s terrible!
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