Sam Sorghum chewed barley and rye;
For lunch: millet, farro, wild rice.
Dinner, he claimed,
Was always whole-grained:
He spelt buckwheat bran with brown rice.

©2022 Chel Owens

Photo by Mike on

Seriously; that was terrible. Join in, yourself, for this week’s Terrible Poetry Contest!!

Bonus: What do vegetarian zombies eat?

15 thoughts on “Grrrrains

  1. obbverse March 2, 2022 / 10:44 pm

    Spelt? Crushed it, Chel.
    So wot’s a really ravenous zombie crave? Whole Grrains. ( Yeah. I know. Sorry.)

    Liked by 1 person

  2. petespringerauthor March 2, 2022 / 11:24 pm

    Every story needs a character like Sam Sorghum. That’s the kind of name that’s easy to remember.

    Liked by 1 person

  3. Norah March 3, 2022 / 4:00 am

    That’s a whole lot of grains. The vegetarian zombies would be happy. 🙂

    Liked by 1 person

Comments are closed.