I read this sign years ago, at the Classic Fun Center in Sandy, Utah.

I’ve been told mine is an odd sense of humor. If pressed, I think this sign falls in my category of finding warning signs and disclaimers hilarious. You know they exist because someone did something that needed warning against…
©2022 Chel Owens
The mind does boggle somewhat at the possibilities. Maybe hospitalised because of a disastrous triple salko and double flush combination…
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See? It’s like an amazing story prompt!
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Yup the mind boggles , like the peanut butter warning ” May contain nuts” 😮
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So true!
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Lol
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I’ll bet there are women who try to skate around that requirement.
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Oooh! 👏🏻
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“Getting your skates on” when leaving a “restroom” makes perfect sense. 😁
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You certainly wouldn’t want to rest in your skates.
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Just be relieved Tonya Harding hasn’t ripped the sign off the wall, stomping past it on her way to a pit stop.
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Psh. As if. She’d hire someone else to do that.
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😂
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My father was something of a humorist, but also a Rugby Union referee. During a game of Rugby the referee may choose to issue a ‘caution’ to any player deemed guilty of foul play – meaning that any further infringement will result in that player being ‘sent off’, dismissed from the remainder of the game, in other words.
So whenever my father saw a road sign that said ‘CAUTION – STEEP DESCENT’ or the like, he would feel obliged to immediately point to the sign and say, “Right, steep descent – one more like that and you’re off!’
I suppose you had to be there …..
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😀 Have you ever heard of ‘dad jokes?’
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Indeed I have – and was treated to more than a few growing up.
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How funny! My current work in progress has a scene about my twelve-year-old protagonist going to the bathroom at the urinal, and he keeps rolling backward on his skates.
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Really! This sign was because of *you* then!
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Is there a similar warning for the men, or is this purely a female issue?
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🤦♀️ I should have checked the men’s room!
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Well you definitely have to go back.
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You have to wonder 🧐
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Is there one of these starting with “Men” for the restroom or were the ladies the only ones decapitating people with their skates while going to the bathroom?
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I didn’t even think to look at the men’s room. I just let my imagination run with this one!
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😉
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🙂
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my guess is this sign was at a hockey rink, and that yes, somebody had an incident in the restroom because they were wearing skates. I hope the person didn’t try to sue the owners of the hockey rink…
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Most warning signs are because of a lawsuit!
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that’s a good point!
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This sign reminds me of that pic I took of a sign in the men’s room of a Vietnamese restaurant to remember to not flush sanitary napkins.
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😀 Gotta cover all your bases, I guess!
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You’re right lol someone somewhere ruined it for everybody and now there’s a sign to remind everyone! LOL
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I always, always wonder at the story behind the signs.
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The mind does not compute!
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😀
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