Stanley Klülez stared across the candlelit table at Cindy Titepaunts. She looked just like her profile picture -a rarity. Stanley had started making a game out of how much his dates would differ from their appearance, as girl after girl after ‘girl’ proved …surprising.
“So.” He cleared his throat. “Do you like the color pink?”
Cindy, dressed head to toe in varying shades of coral, salmon, and rose, blinked at him. “Obviously. Do you like bargain-shopping?”
Stanley puffed out his chest in his cuffed, oil-stained coveralls. “Of course!”
He smiled happily as she snorted. This date was going swimmingly.
©2022 Chel Owens

Written in response to Carrot Ranch‘s prompt: swimmingly
September 5, 2022, prompt: In 99 words (no more, no less), write a story using the word, “swimmingly.” which means “smoothly or satisfactorily.” What is the situation? Who is involved? Let the word take you into a story. Go where the prompt leads!
Poor dumb Stanley. Sometimes a snort is a reaction to one’s own joke. “Bargain shopping” indeed.
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He deserves better.
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I would say he does.
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yep, nailed it! Klülez us genius
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I think I went too obvious, but thanks!
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We all start with jelly and end up at truffle soufflé
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You got the dialogue right, with this. Only a woman would describe her clothes as being shades of color, salmon, and rose. To a man wearing overalls, it’s just pink.
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As it should be. Sheesh, women…
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*snort*
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😀
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Methinks Stanley speak with forked tongue. Fun story. Looking forward to further episodes.
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Nah, Stanley’s just a good guy. Dumb as a pile of coveralls, but good.
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Rose tinted glasses Stan.
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But not salmon-tinted.
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I thought it was a great taste of reality, and isn’t that what dating should be?
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🤔 You make a fair point.
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honesty is the best policy…
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That’s what my boys keep explaining to me.
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👍
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Swimmingly done, Chel.
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Ha ha. Thanks!
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Ha! I love her last name tightpaunts 🤣
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☺️ Thank you.
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Brilliant!
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Thanks!
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Nice one, Chel. A cute story, indeed.
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❤️ Thank you.
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Love those names. Who knows? The chemistry might be right, after all!
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😀 Thanks, Liz.
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Very punny. Oof, dating. She’s too bright, even if Stanley isn’t.
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Exactly! I hope Stanley meets a nicer date.
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