My love, I saw you just
the other day.
I thought, “I must
see if she wants to play.”
But then, without a doubt
or e’en acknowledgement,
You ran around you ran about
you ran through excrement.
I know you weren’t
expecting me to be outside
your house, you weren’t
expecting me to be outside.
But, baby, you should know
That when you hand me
my steaming cup of joe
and smile, instead of run-ning,
Our love was meant to be.
So, tell this nice policeman
That you aren’t charging me
and that I get to be your man.
Please?
©2022 Chel Owens

If that isn’t terrible, you need your ears checked. Also, you need to type up the warning label on the side of your shampoo, add far more adjectives, and turn it in to the Terrible Poetry Contest for this month. You have till this Thursday to enter!
As we would say in Oz, he’s got Buckley’s. https://idioms.thefreedictionary.com/Buckley's+chance
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I like it. I’ll need to add it to my lexicon.
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Love it, I’m quite proud of my effort this month, M has recorded it and it will be appearing on their blog. 😊
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“His” 😁 Came out quite good even gave a nod to you “This song is dedicated to Pam…oh shit no, not Pam…”
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Scheduled for Oct 17
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❤️
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😁🎉
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Really?? That’s wonderful! I don’t read them until judging time to be fair so I’m really looking forward to that.
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👍👍
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Music to your ears, yes?
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😉
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Good er bad one Chel. Made me laugh
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Mission accomplished.
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Thank you Mr. Phelps.
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I didn’t realize this was supposed to be terrible as I started reading. Then I started wondering… what the…? Ha ha ha. Great job, Chelsea.
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😀 I hope I tend to poem better than this.
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Well played, Chel. You had me going, as I also thought this was a serious piece until the end. My thought was, “What is she doing?”🤣
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I need to attach a warning to the start of these things!
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No, it was more fun this way.
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How terrible! lol. I’ll admit I giggled a few times.
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Tell me that one of those times was at ‘excrement.’ 😀 It rhymed so well!
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lol, that was one.
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But did they live happily ever after? Lol
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Let’s hope not, at least with each other.
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