I can always count on the wonderful world of commercialism to bring me the latest in terrible product ideas…

Then again, who doesn’t want to taste sugary cereal on her lips all day?
©2023 Chel Owens
I can always count on the wonderful world of commercialism to bring me the latest in terrible product ideas…
Then again, who doesn’t want to taste sugary cereal on her lips all day?
©2023 Chel Owens
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Ugh… he ate it!
Very fun video, though. 🎶
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I liked the song better before seeing this video.
The refrain certainly fits this alarming photo.
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😀 Yes, it does.
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Maybe if they would get a bourbon flavor, I might go for it.
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You know… if you ask, the internet delivers: https://www.etsy.com/listing/905362460/alcohol-lip-balm-bourbon-whiskey-guys?
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Good grief ,what next? Next up, something lip-Schnapping good?
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I think you’ve got a great start on a marketing campaign, there.
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YAY. I’m in.
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And I thought my strawberry Chapstick was pushing the limit.
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That *is* really edgy, Pam.
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Ewe..mm nasty 🤢. 😁😁😁😁
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Yeah… ew. I’ve never liked watching people lick things.
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Nor me 🥺
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Ew. I don’t even eat cereal anymore. Though if they put all the sugar into it like they do the cereal…might want to keep them away from the kids, too.
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I always wonder about that. There much be *some* sugar or sugar-enough substance in order to get it to taste sweet.
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My goodness, what next …
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You ask, but I see desserts, ice cream, cereals…. We seem to have no limits.
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Well now… At least it isn’t cereal-scented deodorant!
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Funny you should mention that…
https://www.etsy.com/listing/1292610490/fruity-pebbles-perfume-oil-body-spray?ref=share_v4_lx
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Umm, I am thinking that I have found the perfect Easter gift for all my dieting gal pals!
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😀
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My nose is wrinkling, my stomach is churning already. When will this tacky grossly bad taste marketing moronity end?
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I do not know. It’s insatiable.
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You can save some money by just not brushing your teeth after breakfast.
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I hadn’t considered that. Brilliant observation.
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And we have to remember that some one actually got paid to come up with those products and packaging…. The only lip balm flavor I like is nothing, mint, or the healing versions. I guess I could put up with fruit flavors… but cereal…. ugh.
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I’m a mint fan, myself.
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Mint is supposed to be easy to grow… But chocolate mint only smells that way…once brewed just tastes like mint. Boo.
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I would be curious to learn how well these are selling.
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Same. I presume to guess they do not.
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I’m not so sure. My wife doesn’t let me eat much candy… and if these are calorie free…
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hahaha: the wild, wacky world of advertising; you’ve got to admire their inventiveness 🙂
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I do admire that. 😀
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bleh 🫢
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My thoughts exactly.
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Shouldvt the Oreo lip balm be with the cookie balms?
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Yes! Who organized these?
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I do hope none of these have been ruined by being healthy.
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I wonder if they have nutrition facts.
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The print is too small for my eyes.
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That’s how they get you!
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I gave up all sugar and carbs. I say “all” abstractly because you need some but for example, the average man should only consume 36 grams of sugar a day yet a single serving size bottle of Coke has 70 grams of sugar. I used to pound those back all the time. These sugary cereals are just as bad and sugar cereal lip balm is just a marketing ploy to hook kids on what is essentially legal crack. Frankly, Big Sugar is as harmful as all the Mexican drug cartels combined. I might start a new blog devoted to my newfound healthy eating habits but I am lazy.
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This is the best paragraph, ever. About how I feel as well.
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It’s helped. I have found you can eat a decent amount and still lose weight if you stick to low carb, low sugar foods. I’m not sure how great it is but one day a week I do a no carb day where it’s eggs and turkey bacon for breakfast, a turkey burger for lunch (no bun) and either chicken, steak or fish for dinner. No sauces or bread or anything with carbs. And I usually lose a pound or two by the next day. Not sure this is a great thing to do forever but for now it helps. The rest of the week I incorporate veggies and small amounts of foods that are light in carbs and sugar. If my Toilet Gator millions don’t happen maybe I can be a healthy eating guru.
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I’m happy for you! I’ve tried a variety of things since I can’t give up carbs completely (and think that’s not healthy). The pure sugars and refined flours are really terrible for our bodies, though.
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I think I’d rather eat the cereal
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Amen!
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Reminds me of my dr. Pepper lip smacker
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Now, *that* was good chapstick.
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😉
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Oreo flavoured lip balm and honey and nut cheetos… mmmm… okay maybe not!
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I like to eat my cereal. As cereal.
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I guess if you’re not into experimental lip balm, you’ll struggle with experimental cuisine. This place does have 3 Michelin Stars though. So… https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZaIH1kgfQVQ&t=268s
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I would try it, though likely not any animal brains.
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You’d eat the bug? I might be okay with the brains, but the bug will be a bit too much lol. And I’d pause for a second before munching on the bear, and the reindeer heart.
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You’ve got a point. The crunchiness might get to me.
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It just might be really soft when it comes to texture and filled with a delightful jus (goo).
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Ewww
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It’s a winner 😂😂😂😂
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Don’t encourage them!
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Sugary lip balm? a big NO. If any drug that has to be the costliest or most effectively to be banned? I say it’s the sugar drug. I love lip balms, definitely not the one with food flavors, why? who came up with this idea anyway! sigh…
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I think so, too. We do not need so many sugar products!
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