“Show me a man with both feet on the ground and I’ll show you a man who can’t get his pants on.”
–Joe E. Lewis
(Although, I also saw it attributed to Arthur K. Watson)
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Chel Owens 
🤣 with life these days.. i needed that
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Me, too! 🤣
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If that’s the case then I don’t want to look at that man.
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Maybe he managed a kilt.
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He could just put his pants on head first
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Indeed. That would be something we’d expect from a well grounded man.
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Now, you’re talking!
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A man who might look dandy in a skirt!
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Ha ha!
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I almost blew coffee out my nose. You surprised me with this one.
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🤣 Success!
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Never though of that 😂
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We all need a little imagination to keep us afloat.
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Getting your pants on is an activity not required at all points on the time-space continuum, although it preferably happens at one point.
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It’s as statistically likely as not getting your pants on, after all.
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I have trouble getting my pants on no matter whether I have two, one, or zero feet on the ground.
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I do, too, but that’s because women’s pants designers do not actually want women wearing pants.
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😎
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If that were the case wouldn’t they make them easier to take off?!
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I cannot fathom the logic!
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😂
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😀
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