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January 27, 2023January 28, 2023Chel Owens 26 Comments

You may be in Utah when…

I’ll admit to that lovely black minivan’s being mine. Guess I fit right in to the local demographic.

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Friday Photo

January 20, 2023January 20, 2023Chel Owens 43 Comments

I appreciate cleverly humorous books.

This is a page from Sad Animals. Makes you glad you’re human, eh?

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January 13, 2023August 28, 2022Chel Owens 31 Comments

Some products make me laugh. You can picture someone up in the marketing department saying, “Look; we need to find something that sounds healthy about this completely unhealthy food item that we’ve drenched in chocolate and caramelized sugars.”

Non-GMO, American-made, and Gluten FREE. Looks like a winner to me.

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January 6, 2023August 28, 2022Chel Owens 31 Comments

In the bleak midwinter, it’s a great time to just lay out in the hammock.

…if you’re in a more temperate zone than I.

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Friday Photo

November 25, 2022August 27, 2022Chel Owens 30 Comments

I can’t say I’m a fan of the Ugly Sweater movement.

I am, however, always up for a good pun.

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Friday Photo

November 18, 2022August 28, 2022Chel Owens 40 Comments

Holy __________________________ !

Mackerel, people. It’s ‘Holy mackerel!’ Sheesh.

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Friday Photo

November 11, 2022November 11, 2022Chel Owens 42 Comments

In my day, candy and ice cream stayed far away from breakfast cereals. I guess times are changin’

I expect cases of diabetes to be changin’ too, come adulthood.

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November 4, 2022August 27, 2022Chel Owens 36 Comments

I enjoy shopping for Christmas after the holiday, on account of the good deals I can get.

I mean, he’s practically free at that price.

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Friday Photo

September 30, 2022August 27, 2022Chel Owens 17 Comments

In honor of October’s upcoming holiday:

Or, maybe just as an excuse to drive in the carpool lane. This model of Jeep must be worth dying for.

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Friday Photo

September 23, 2022August 27, 2022Chel Owens 33 Comments

This summer, we tried our hand at gardening.

Can’t say much for the produce, but our cats are coming along nicely.

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I work to absorb. I process. Now, here, I attempt to re-create my experiences through these tiny symbols we all access via our keyboards.

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