The Weekly Terrible Poetry Contest

Greetings peoples!! Welcome to the eighth installment of The Weekly Terrible Poetry Contest.

If you are like most poets, you probably write too well to consider entering. Don’t worry; just read “How To Write Terrible Poetry.” After that, follow these rules:

  1. The topic is Dumb Managers. I felt inspired on behalf of a friend.
  2. For length, I’m good with short. Keep it under 150 words.
  3. Rhyme if you want. I’m not forcing anyone.
  4. WRITE TERRIBLY! Though we may cheer that incompetence is receiving its comeuppance, we must also be made to cringe.
  5. Don’t get too carried away, but I’m upping the rating to PG-13.

You have till 8:00 a.m. MST next Friday (January 11, 2019) to submit a poem.

I’m trying out this submission form again. Not sure I like it, so you may also leave your entry or a link to it in the comments.