I’ve said it before, and I’ll say it again:
I just love me a good pun.
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Tag Pun
Friday Photo
Holy __________________________ !
Mackerel, people. It’s ‘Holy mackerel!’ Sheesh.
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Friday Photo
I’m a sucker for a good pun, like the one on this garbage can.
How about you?
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Friday Photo
Egg shortages meant a closer egg-samination of the refrigerator cases…
Otherwise, I’d have missed an excellent run pun.
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Friday Photo
I had to snap a photo of this:
Missed opportunity, Wal-mart. Missed opportunity.
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Little Willie: Some Terrible Poems
Little Willie learned of love
Tried it on a girl he’d heard of
Saw her driving; tried to rush
Now he feels a different crush.
A fresh apple!
-Willie sees
Newton’s Law
Sees Wil-lie.
Once when Willie, feeling bold,
Traded in his gramma’s gold,
Midas Pawn Shop learned too much;
Gave poor Will their famous touch.
Willie broke his mama’s back
Try’n to step on ev’ry crack
Mama’s had it with his sass
Used her cane to whip his hide.
Hole in ‘chute,
At airplane jump;
Will said, “Shoot!”
Then, he said *clunk!*
©2020 Chelsea Owens
Wanna try a Little Willie poem? They’re the topic of this week’s Terrible Poetry Contest!
The Funniest Pregnancy Tees
I’ve been a bit …down about my pregnancy. A few readers have suggested I might get over it since, after all, nearly four months of nausea isn’t so bad. Limited breathing’s doable. Constant exhaustion is par for the course.
Yep; they’re right. I need to focus on happier subjects.
As such, today’s thought-provoking post is all about some light-hearted retail therapy. The best part? None of us need get off the couch, bed, chair, or psychiatrist’s sofa to shop!
I give you: my favorite funny pregnancy t-shirts on Amazon.
If you’re scratching your head, the caption is a pun based off an oft-spoken reprimand from a character in the film Sandlot.
#2 Ice Ice Baby
I hope most know this reference.
#3 Does this Baby make me look fat?
Well, does it?
Poor Britney Spears. At least her song makes for another great pun.
Over and over and over and over…
It’s not even a spaceport. It’s a parasite. We must be cautious.
I hope you’ve enjoyed this side trip down Humorous Pregnancy Tees Lane. If these funny pregnancy t-shirts weren’t up your alley, I’m sure they have plenty more where those came from…
This week’s question? Can you guess which one I purchased?
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Here’s all what I wrote the last little while:
Wednesday, August 7: Recommended a few of my favorite motivational songs in “Five Songs to Kick Your Confidence in the Rear.”
Thursday, August 8: “A Tribute to Masercot,” one of the more interesting bloggers I follow.
Friday, August 9: Winner of the Weekly Terribly Poetry Contest. Congratulations to Deb!
Saturday, August 10: Announced the 38th Weekly Terrible Poetry Contest. The theme is plot twists, JUDGED BY Bruce Goodman. The deadline is 11:59 p.m. MST Thursday! That’s tomorrow night! PLEASE ENTER!
Sunday, August 11: “Those Who Knew Her,” in response to Kristian‘s quote and photo prompt.
“The Apple,” in response to Carrot Ranch‘s prompt.
Monday, August 12: An inspirational quote by Robert C. Stroud, from his blog Mere Inklings.
Tuesday, August 13: “Wilhelmina Winters, One Hundred.” I gotta tie that series up.
Wednesday, August 14: Today.
I also posted all this week at my motherhood site. I wrote “Books Around the House,” “What to Expect When You Tell People You’re Expecting a C-Section,” and “A Bedtime Limerick.”
Photo Credit: Amazon
©2019 Chelsea Owens
If I’m already late for work and my nylons get a hole, I usually just run with it.
Chel Owens 