“If one advances confidently in the direction of his dreams, and endeavors to live the life which he has imagined, he will meet with a success unexpected in common hours.”

-Henry David Thoreau, Walden

If success causes happiness, then every employee who gets a promotion, every student who receives an acceptance letter, everyone who has ever accomplished a goal of any kind should be happy.

But with each victory, our goalposts of success keep getting pushed further and further out, so that happiness gets pushed over the horizon.

Shawn Achor, Introduction to The Happiness Advantage

The Recipe to Success?

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Tasty, homemade, fresh, slightly ruined.

“I make this all the time for corporate events. Everyone asks me for a copy of the recipe.”

1 Decade of wasted effort
20 Queries to friends
5 Self-help books, or more, to taste
6 Counselling sessions
42 Inspirational quotes

1. Set your life to 360º.

2. In a large bowl, add the first five ingredients until piecey and coarse. Stir until Tendinitis and/or Depression force you to stop.

3. Pour wasted effort/quotes mix into prepared online post, adding personal details so that friends may comment inauthoritatively. Pretend to feel justified.

4. Sit without improvement for 3 months.

5. Find yourself through a healthier medium; by finally, actually, simply concluding that you really are the key to your own success.

6. Remove fermented, molding mass from internet and dispose of properly.

7. Serve, and enjoy!